I was first introduced to Herbie Hancock by my father with Future Shock… I have a strong visual of me looking up as he carefully dug out a wild blue and black spacey looking vinyl and placed it on the turn table. Then he danced like some wild bird as the sound waves pounded my eardrums and scorched their place in my long-term memory. “Future Shock,” a great way to describe this video for Rockit and Herbies music in general from the said album. I also vividly remember Hancock on some sort of children’s show, maybe Reading Rainbow (if you know all the little references in that link you are probably autistic and too smart to even care about the Internet). I was blown away by how he took this child’s voice, sampled it, and made wild music with it. Eventually I was given a keyboard with recording features and attempted to emulate Hancock; however, most of my attempts were samples of fart noises. Fur Elise in Fart Major was my most accomplished composition.
Now at 24 I’ve stumbled back into Herbie land with a great live version of Chameleon. The Bass riff melts my legs and contorts my soul.
If you haven’t seen the video for Rockit you are in for a treat. It’s uniquely ahead of it’s time while still referencing familiar iconography. I’m reminded of the DaDa movement and some more contemporary kinetic sculpture. If I’m not mistaken at the 51 second mark “Da Da” is spat out by a computer voice.
I’ m also battling on Ebay for a few Herbie Vinyls… no need to fight for Future Shock I’ve already got it. Sort of like when I order a pizza. The conversation is something like this. “Yes, uh, I’d like a large cheese pizza with mushrooms. Wait, hold the mushrooms, I’ve got my own!” I’ve actually never done that but I’ve seen it done.
I FOUND THE CLIP! Not Reading Rainbow but Sesame Street, it’s a jewel with a young Tatyana Ali! I’ll try to get a legit copy of it to play on WUVT90.7 in a couple weeks.
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Go to you itunes store or steal from a torrent site and expose or reacquaint yourself with Herbie Hancock, K92 or whatever pop station many of you are listening to lacks: blood, lungs, spine, life, and soul.
Also check out Ozric Tentacles (my favorite is at the 3:25 mark) if you’re into sick synth and liquid shredding on guitar. I just came back from following these guys on tour. For three days I slept in my younger brother’s Dodge Neon passenger seat (brother in driver’s seat rest of car packed to the gills with food and art supplies), ate bologna sandwiches, painted, drank water, showered in my own sweat, got lost in lil’ Jamaica outside Washington D.C., stopped by the National Gallery of Art (main goal was Death and the Miser), got harassed by old ladies for carrying an unlit cig “You shouldn’t be smoking in an art gallery, son.” (my brother was carrying the UNLIT cig), I barked back at the old lady she should take her medication and get back on the nursing home tour bus, and boogied like a madman to the sonic surrounding provided by Ozrics. The band was very nice to fans after the shows, sticking around and conversing with those who stuck around and then politely getting back on the road and on to the next gig. My brother, Matthew, gave Ed some glass.
Someone always harasses me at the National Gallery of Art in D.C. First time in there a guard felt I was too close to a painting (tempora) and physically grabbed me like a Mother (Mothers of Intervention HAHA) grabs her 5 year old in a ceramic shop. Having seen me from the back he probably though my 5 foot 3ish figure was a kid. He seemed a little shocked when I turned around and spun his hand off my shoulder (little NCAA relapse). That would make a nice performance piece, wrestling a guard at the National Gallery of Art. Ryan Vs. the Centaurs. OR It could be Hercules vs. the dude that gets his power from the ground (official mythological name by the way), another favorite of mine in that gallery.
It would be an interesting murder, to bash the brains out of a gallery rent-a-cop with a sculpture from antiquity. It’d also be interesting to make a film of a young virgin woman FUCKING HERSELF with a Virgin Mary statue. Sort of like the Exorcist “FUCK ME FUCK ME FUCK ME” but two virgins fucking each other without losing virginity. I think Joseph just jerked off on to Mother Mary’s vagina, never penetrating with his dick but getting his little divine swimmers in there none the less. I did a drawing series of Dildos with the Virgin de Gaudalupe on them. I digress.
I’m going back to attempting to finish some quizzes.
RYAN BROUGHMAN